Gropenfuhrer

An 87-year old "strip-club figure" has been convicted of groping a woman in a strip club. I wouldn't normally link to this article, except for this bit of information:

"In a bizarre moment before the judge entered yesterday's hearing, the cellphone of an investigator for Colacurcio's attorney rang loudly in the courtroom, emitting the theme of the film 'The Godfather.'"

Ok. That's a bad sign.