All's Well That Ends Well

Remember that flaming pile of ... manure? Well, it finally was extinguished. The owner blamed it on combustible grass clippings. Sure.

While you're checking out the article, click on the picture. Those aren't snow-capped mountains in the distance. Well, I guess they are. But they're not made out of rock. 2,000 tons of cow manure is a lot of crap.