Lockdown

There's been a rash of gigantic thefts recently. First, there was a 12-foot tall, 3,000 pound bell stolen from a Buddhist temple. Now, an 8-foot tall (but only 150 pound) boot was stolen from a Wyoming principal's yard.

The good news is that the boot is back in the safe custody of the owner. The bad news is that this trend is getting me a bit nervous. I think it's time for me to move my 7-foot tall flamingo in from the yard. I'm not quite sure where to store it - the best place seems to be my roommate's bed. He's a heavy sleeper, so I figure I would just move it in there at night when he's asleep. He wouldn't mind, would he?