"Would Jesus eat potato chips? No."

Some people have turned to the bible diet to lose weight. A lot of this makes sense - cut down on processed foods, steam vegetables, eat whole grains, increase exercise. Isn't that what most diets tell you to do?

The issue I have is that someone is charging $140 for this. Bible bars? I don't think Jesus ate bible bars.

And yes, I realize Jesus would not eat potato chips. But what if someone was waving a mutton shank around... or Ibex? What would Jesus do, indeed?