We're Number 2!

American school children aren't the only morons out there. Japanese school children had trouble locating North Korea, Iraq, even the good ole' US of A on a map. The nerve! Why it's right there on the map below... uh... that country ... the one where Celine Dion is from... you know, they have a lot of trees. And it's above... um... Margaritaville... or whatever it's called.

Japan... ha! They're real snooty for a country that's shaped like a boot. I'll take them seriously when they learn to drive on the right side of the road. U S A! U S A!