"Trade him to the Yankees and save me the trouble of having to shoot him."

I gotta run to New York for New Year's soon. And by run, I mean: get off my butt, shower, shave and pack, then hop in a car. But I can't leave my faithful readers dangling. (It would be helpful if I had faithful readers. Ungrateful bludgers.)

Speaking of New York, current news is that Randy Johnson is being traded to the Yankees. If you don't know who Randy Johnson is, read this. If you do know who Randy Johnson is, read this. If you just want to have a laugh at the Yankees and Randy Johnson's expense, read this.