Leave Your Headphones at Home

Overheard in New York. I don't really need to say anything about this. And there I just too many funny quotes for me to highlight any of them. So instead, I shall relate to you a story.

Once upon a time, my brother was looking for an apartment in New York. He was visiting a place, and it was summer time so the window was open. Through the open window, he hears someone yelling out of their car window "I AM THE GREATEST LATINO LOVER IN THE WORLD!" to someone in one of the neighboring apartment buildings.