My New Career: Boxing

Left-handers are better in hand-to-hand combat. Supposedly. Their evidence is that societies with a higher percentage of left-handed people tend to have more murders. Doesn't that just mean that lefties are more likely to be homicidal?

I suppose that would explain the two left-handed friends I had in high school. The guy who always carried a knife (sometimes many). And the guy who would routinely punch walls.

Being a 5'7", 150-pound lefty, my only question is: Did they normalize for size?

I'm going to go out and punch someone. Then run away.