Sold Out?!

Biz Markie - yes, the Biz Markie (wait, is there another Biz Markie?) - has graciously provided his own likeness for an alarm clock. You can now wake up to all of your favorite Biz Markie sayings like "turn the party out" and "you caught the vapors." Hit it. "Youuu. You got what I nee-eed. But you say he's just a friend. But you say he's just a friend. Oh baby you-uu."

*Cough, ahem*

On my first day of vacation, I folded my laundry. If you've ever walked into my bedroom, you know how momentous this occasion is. Where's my gold star? In a related story, I have way too much clothes.