Bunny's All Grown Up

Tara Reid is single and wants a boyfriend. She went on TV recently and said, "I want a nice guy, a nice, funny, good sense of humor, cute, obviously, you know, just a good guy." She urged the single, male viewers to send in 60-second audition tapes.

There was just one problem with her plan. She said this on the Ellen Degeneres Show. How many single men do you know that watch the Ellen Degeneres Show? Yeah, I thought so. I wonder what Flea's doing these days. "Are these the Nazis, Walter?" "No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of."