Wanted: Tiny Clowns.

I decided the tiny clowns deserved their own post. Go here, and search for "tiny clowns". Or go here. I guess it was originally a Craigslist Phoenix posting.

"Resistance to fire is a plus."
"Ability to dodge potentially dangerous projectiles."
"Compensation: tips mostly."
"This is an internship job."

Oh, if only I was 3' 6".